This blog gives the new, latest, original whatsapp status from the website :

Some of the attitude status from are

1.     Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

2.     Weather forecast for tonight: dark

3.     I don’t get older, I level up.

4.     I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.

5.     I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.

6.     I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

7.     A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country.

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